It took Cleveland 13 years to win a title after drafting LeBron, but it only took them 4 years to go from 17-65 to the NBA finals

Getting a star or 2, and 3-4 above average role players that match a good coach’s gameplan is a hell of a lot easier than compiling the depth you need to regularly be competitive in the NFL.

Rugby seems like a sport that someone as big and athletic as Lebron could almost instantly excel at, given minimal lessons in strategy and rules...

That’s just how shitty the Yankees are. That New York could be attacked, and the entire country could rally around the city, but still, FUCK THE YANKEES.

Boise-Oklahoma

“Kiss my ass”

Briles knows a thing or two about patsies... He schedules 3 of them every fucking year

If the band ever sees this article and wonders if your review actually led to anybody buying their album, tell them at least one. Got me

If I choose to that, that’ll just have to be... My Sacrifice.

“If you can’t get people to cover up your sexual assault, you shouldn’t must not be playing football.”

There’s definitely an offline-only. And sure you could get griefed, but how would that be too much different than the game already being a griefer in and of itself? LOL.

From the very beginning stages of life, little boys know exactly just how hilarious it is to have a penis. It’s instinct.

On the other hand, it’s great for getting them into reading.

Also important: the way that every episode begins with Izzy having pixie dust, which they make sure to point out “CAN ONLY BE USED IN AN EMERGENCY.”

Emergencies like, for instance...

When the Internet presented a veil of anonymity.

The stars. Take all of the stars.

Maybe the 40 moving picks he sets every game?

Coming from a Red Wings fan, this was fucking hilarious

The last time Nintendo went Hollywood, it was a disaster.