I UNFRIEND YOU

Well, a Daniel Roberts.

+1 Barbie Girl

Trapt

Best part is the hushed enthusiasm, like you know there’s a mom upstairs who’s yelled at them to keep it down a half dozen times already.

Was talking to my non-wrestling-fan wife about this situation briefly, his concussions, the Benoit story, and her response was this:

“Smother me in garliiiic sauuuuuuce”

Jet fuel could never melt The Captain

What a thug

Can public get access to spending reports, like how the NFL allocated what expenditures? I propose a Deadspin investigative report: “Things that are worth more to the NFL than the only known original tape of the first Super Bowl”... Things they spent more than $30k on... Like dome wax for Terry Bradshaw or a solid…

But you’re a Ford museum that makes $100 million every year, a majority of your consumer base has never seen a ‘92 Taurus and would pay to come see it over and over again, plus it’s the only working ‘92 Taurus left in existence, and complete with all original parts.

Starting lineup seems to really be clicking, obvs.

From the Murray article:

In related news, he just got a 5-year contract extension.

He’s gonna be tough to replace, especially considering the Lions’ history drafting WR’s...

Anybody else not at all surprised that he would end up at the most notorious party school in the country?

This website not too long ago supported the addition of Coldplay to the Super Bowl halftime show. So, are you in favor of lame British pop rock, or against it? PICK A SIDE, DAMN YOU.

I don’t think they’ll let Bryan come back, but if they do, are they basically implicitly admitting they don’t regret what happened to Benoit?

Counterpoint: that’s exactly the reason why it’s the PERFECT game for ESPN. It's simple, approachable, relatable

If you want to order, go ahead. But food places (and individual deliverers) should have the option to say “no fuck that I ain’t going”