You can get a good look at your butcher...

his best

*written by someone wearing a Richard Sherman jersey*

At least he wasn’t dancing

And days later, Nadal inexplicably loses in the 1st round...

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged. Godspeed, Alan.

Misread this at first, as “drinking a horse worth of Bud Light...” Now THAT is a system of measurement Bama can get behind.

Unfortunately for ‘Skins fans, the team was ultimately unable to (Lille)hammer home a win

Lord help me, that looks absolutely fucking delicious.

HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DIGGITY DOG haunts my fucking nightmares. *shudder*

Best kid.

GUYS, WHAT IF WE USED THAT HANDGUN TO MIX UP THE BROWNIE BATTER, THAT MAKES SENSE

After removing one set of urine soaked pants

Here’s an article written by one of the Eckstein voters a few years ago. It’s just as out-of-touch as you would think. My favorite quote:

#BestVotersInBaseball

For the most part, that’s true. But considering we’re talking about Boise here...

Shitter in the Rye

That’s SB Nation, but yeah it’s an easy joke to make. I’m not a professional comedian, just a smartass.

Longhorns wanting an Aggie reject? Wow, things really HAVE gotten dire in Austin.

Next to transfer: Kyle Field