Who could have seen a 12-1 start coming? Not this guy.

*Traitor

As an Astros fan I wanna laugh at this douchebag fan base for this, but we still boo Carlos Beltran for doing this same thing 10 years ago, so...

but it’s hard to feel too bad for a guy who’s never shown any interest in giving his own fans (or anyone else’s) even a half-decent team to watch.

Plus an extra $40k from the alumni if you can make Craig James look like a tool.

Goldberg was fucking awesome growing up, but it’d never work today. Fans too pessimistic to accept the “larger than life” unbeatable man-beast.

Same here on the OU game. I think that’s as drunk as I’ve ever been watching a football game.

I think losing as bad as we did to Oklahoma killed him (and cost us the fiesta bowl, to boot)... Plus, we followed the OU beat down with a near-loss to still-cellar-dwelling Baylor

Luna’s Revenge- The ReNargling

The dreaded “System QB” label. Hate it. #WreckEm

I dunno, ESPN seems to think Henry’s the Stone Cold favorite

“I never realized Deadspin was this douchey”

If I ask, you totally have to tell me if you’re a cop

I don’t know why, but this whole thing reminds me of why MLB will never use robo-strikezones... Fighting to keep the admittedly-flawed human element in the game despite advanced technology.

Not the first thing I think of when I hear the phrase “Drowning the Deer,” but I digress...

It’s all in the hips

Ticky-tack when you look at the replay, but at full-speed they’ll call it every time. Hand touches the helmet, head turns, no-brainer. Plus, penalties aren’t reviewable, and won’t be for a LONG time (much the same way MLB won’t go to a computerized strike zone)

Somebody went to the Donald Trump school of public relations

Help me out here. LA used to have 2 teams, and it didn’t work. Why didn’t it work then and why would it work now? Help me out, I’m too young to know history and too lazy to look it up for myself.

Better than him being a wide receiver, amirite?