If Jon Gruden went as him for Halloween, would anybody notice?

“may have accidentally eaten”

Why would the starting pitcher in Game 1 of the World Series be listening to drunken flops instead of focusing on the game?

Not nearly. But you wouldn’t expect a home crowd to be heckling their own pitcher.

So far, so good!

Except it was a home game.

Be right with you, just gotta update my LiveJournal first.

Boycott

Cough, cancer treatments, cough.

Fucking Texans. We can't even commit to bigotry without hedging.

I’m with you. But don’t bad-mouth mayonnaise, you monster.

Either way, it’s their property to license how they want.

Wrong UD. That’s Delaware

Negative. Prepubescent Boba Fett? No thanks. Though the Dooku-Yoda fight was worth the price of admission on its own.

“Boom. Motherfucking. Shakalaka”

Snap doesn't have to be through the legs, it just has to be 1 smooth motion, according to Guru Pereira.

He was the glue that held that team together.

He just transferred in from MooU

He deserves celebrating, he serves the best ribs in D.C.