You guys, I invented this new genre, it's called Hop Hip. I'd like my $50 billion now, please.

But ... but ... I thought he was going to plant a celebrity tree?!?!?!?! He interrupted his busy pants-dropping schedule and everything.

So, question: is a small diamond band the only type of engagement ring that is "tasteful" now? Kerry's ring is gorgeous, but I hate how we have to qualify this as "tasteful" and then call out other celebs' huge rings as tacky. When it comes to engagement rings: YOU DO YOU.

I think it's hilarious when people say that Zooey Deschanel is working against feminism because of how she dresses or talks. Like the entire point of the movement isn't that you as an individual can be a woman however you damn well please. I don't particularly like her, but I don't begrudge her dressing like she's…

Are we calling it Freedom Lube yet?

Lindy, I thoroughly admire your continually taking one for the team, and your gorgeous boyfriend. Damn, what a hottie.

I am officially calling my right boob Gluten Free. JUST TRY AND STOP ME, FDA.

I wanted to love this, but I didn't.

On a related note, have you seen how fucking good Kristin Scott Thomas is in "Only God Forgives"? Holy. Shit.

She is very cute and I'm happy for her parents. But as a former gifted child, I have to say I can't see what good being put into Mensa at age four is gonna do her. Basically being told you're gifted makes you think of yourself as "better" than your classmates — and also encourages crushing disappointment every time…

FOREHEAD SCARS UNITE!

I wish I could say that was my only scar ;)

Brothers can be such assholes haha.

I have one too! I cracked my head on a propane tank while running around a campsite. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay.

I have one in my left eyebrow. I was standing behind a door with a mirror on it fixing my hair and my brother kicked the door open.

I have one too. Above my right eyebrow. The result of growing up with two brothers. One who called for me to look outside then threw a rock after I peeked. (It was a game)

I have a couple. Most interesting was when I was shot with a bow and arrow aged 8. Juuuuust underneath my eyebrow. Close thing! Also, a framed picture of Charlie Chaplin conked me on the forehead. As you do

I have a sort of forehead/eyebrow scar. Apparently when I was just a toddler I tripped and smacked my head on the cement floor at my dad's business. Now there's a little scar that's hardly noticeable except for the fact that I don't have any eyebrow there.

As do I, for the same reason and just a skosh higher! It is as though we are the same flesh!

I have a forehead scar too! I bashed my head open on the corner of a wall when I was 7 or 8. It's kind of getting lost in my wrinkles at this point, though.