I don't mind it as much as I thought I would. Fewer notifications to respond to and fond memories of Jez '08-'09 when they took/reinstated my star about a dozen times.

I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

Hi, I'll acknowledge it! It actually wasn't meant to be a rape joke, but rather it was supposed to tie into the first paragraph about being tortured/executed (not much better, I know). Still, I understand how people read it that way and can see in retrospect that it was sloppy and insensitively written.

What high school kid hasn't written shitty poetry? And I think the feminism was more than a reaction to a dude, but that's me.

Whenever I think/hear about this movie, I *always* hear these lines first:

However, I really wish that Jezebel would stop with the sensationalist headlines and publish more than one type of cop story. These types of headlines (it happened again: everyone be afraid of police now) continue the cycle of fear and hatred of police officers everywhere and it makes their jobs that much harder.

You will literally not believe how many amazing videos of paint drying I have. Your mind will be blown! :D

You do have a reasonable expectation of privacy under your clothes, yes, but that wasn't what the ruling was about. The law the dude was being charged under specifically referred to photos taken of individuals who are nude or partially nude. The ruling was essentially "this dude is a huge creep, this should obviously…

So, Ru deserves to be stolen from because she has more money than you? It's not stealing just because you don't feel like it is? ? Whatever, you know you are wrong and being shity right now. Just admit you feel entitled to the what you want for free.

You are stealing, and you are fully aware that it is wrong. Don't blame the artist or the record company. If you didn't want to steal, you wouldn't. Your logic makes no sense. What's to stop you from pocketing small items when you go to the grocery store? It's okay, right, because if they didn't want you to steal the…

There would be a lot less vitriol and a lot more organic tea spat on keyboards.

If I were Doug, I would just start writing under a different name. I have a feeling that 98% of the ongoing complaints would cease if he did.

If that's the weirdest thing on a sex tape between two Kennedy brothers and Marilyn Monroe, I think we'll all be relieved

Is "swipe" bro talk for fucking? If it is, you're a weird mother fucker.

Yes.

They're an oddly matched couple, but I think people forget sometimes that Mary-Kate Olsen is a 27-year-old multi-millionaire. She and Olivier have a substantial age difference, but I think sometimes people go overboard with the "child" language because they're focusing on her body type. Other couples with similar gaps…

What would give you the impression that I'm concerned with what other people think of me? You're a perfect example of the kind of raging, bitter, nasty bitch that gives Jezebel the negative reputation it has. Reread my very first comment to you. It was not rude, confrontational, or inflammatory. I made it clear that I…

Props to the hyper realist sculptor Duane Hanson for the "Tourists" in the lead image. Just making sure the artist gets credit for his work :)

Hey, Texas

Two different countries.