I would guess that a pretty large portion of men and women when they were younger dated someone who is gay. As a teenager you just want to fit in and sometimes that includes dating people you may not be attracted to but you gotta date someone.

Am I missing the reason why Farrah Abraham's nothing tweet is being shared here? I've shat way better tweets than that.

Thanks for clearing that up Miley... I always thought schnitzel was a type of hot dog... (really) you know because Wiener Schnitzel? #shamespiral?

I came here all prepared to be like "WTF Jezebel, what do you mean 'everything wrong with Huma Abedin'" but I'm glad that was not necessary.

I know it's kind of lousy to cherry-pick old articles, but:

I cannot understand why more men don't carry bags. (I am a woman, and I call mine a bag, because that's what it is, and it's large and not remotely fancy, and I hate the word "purse.") It's the height of utility. I'm sick of having my male friends make me carry their shit like a fucking pack animal just because I'm…

I met this man at the 2012 London Olympics!

I like running to Disney training montages (like Mulan and Hercules), anime and videogame soundtracks, and the sweet, sweet eighties.

I think that a lot of people who work in fashion feel the need to prove that they aren't 'those types' of people - shallow, materialistic, etc. I don't think there's anything wrong with loving fashion and wanting to work in that industry. If it's what someone wants, they should go for it. It's a fun and interesting…

Not buying it. The last line, "A record-breaking 47.8 million Americans are currently on food stamps." shows pure contempt for somebody choosing how to spend their own money. While somebody being given money to buy Birksten is just peachy in her book.

I would add specifically for this writer, the fact she did a post on Anna Wintour's $200k annual clothing allowance calling it "chicest perks of the media economy" while 2 days later calling this woman the "worst human being alive" for owing 5 Birkin bags shows a total lack of self awareness.

A record-breaking 47.8 million Americans are currently on food stamps.

...especially if you work in the fashion industry, as a fashion writer. How can one work in the fashion industry and simultaneously make comments criticizing the products that come out if it, like designer handbags? She makes a line of clothing for the 'poors', but who exactly is buying the Prada, Lanvin, and Stella…

(I agree.)

Pfft... Beyonce and Jay-Z are way more out of touch and warped by extreme wealth. In fact, if you want to hear about how extreme wealth is, like, the best thing ever just listen to the new Jay-Z album (sponsored by Samsung™).

In a world in which Donald Trump continues to sit up and take nourishment, Sofia Vergara isn't even in the Top 10 Worst Human Beings in the World.

I'm sorry, I thought I was at Jezebel, where Worst Human Being Alive is more likely to be applied to an actual monster of a human being, say Ariel Castro. Instead, I see we are supposed to revile a woman for acknowledging and taking pleasure in her financial successes after many years in her industry. It's like…

Seriously if you think this make anyone the 'worst human being alive' I'd highly suggest you rethink your priorities. And possibly pull your head out of your ass and get to know the real world.

Only if you're down with peach taffeta bridesmaid dresses. Pleasesayyes.

I wrote a lovely email to Representative Villalba who stunned us with the charming story of his wanted son, which had everything to do with women's rights.