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One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

I experienced a similar situation as an assistant editor of a fledgling health-through-martial-arts magazine in the 90s. When I was piped aboard, I was told that every issue has a centerfold celebrating female martial artists. Looking through the magazine back issues, I noticed that each female martial artist

I thought Buddhism was the least shitty religion, until I started hearing about radical monks. So I just go by my own personal beliefs, which involve thinking nature is pretty great and one simple rule: don’t be an asshole.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

Looks like Twelve’s been raiding Three’s closet again.

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

Makes me think about when she wore this to a vegan restaurant

I will remember to use “how are you today?” after reading this.

it’s called idontshop@forever21.com

The GOP just needs a woman to yell at Hillary Clinton for optics.

You’ll notice the non-white and/or female GOP candidates are extraordinarily weak, even for Republicans. They are absolutely scrambling to stop looking like just old, white assholes, and are putting out these losers and oh my god I just realized that this is how they think affirmative action works.

“Help me understand” is a great way to get someone to start talking through their thought processes and, eventually, see for his/her self there’s an issue.

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Not nearly long enough for me! More tutus!

"Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you're having a good time."

That's bullshit. The Power of Bowie should trump everything else.