WAIT GO BACK TO THE EBOLA RIDDLED POTATOES!

I am so unbelievably angry at the idiotic coverage she's going with here. First it was the bad science that made me angry. But capitalizing off ebola a like it is actually a point about the wedding industrial complex is so completely and utterly ridiculous. But she's going around dismissing people so don't be…

Look, I get your complete disdain for the wedding industrial complex. I also think it makes people very stupid. However, your scapegoating of an individual like she's some sort of Typhoid Mary is really getting disturbing. If she had flown to Ohio for, let's say, a funeral of her beloved father, would you be as…

"bro" puns are the best puns

broseidon king of the brocean

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

How shrewd of the Obamas to adopt daughters who look exactly like them.

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

And he's SUCH a dork. I just watched the AoS Comic Con panel and he actually said "squee." Not sarcastically. It was adorable.

what the fuck is this shit, universe? i have been trying for like a week now to come up with and be able to play a violin arrangement of Q.U.E.E.N. and it has been very discouraging because i am bad at the violin, and then you have motherfucking JANELLE MONÁE sing a song for sesame street about perseverance? what are…

I think that's it. I love Agent Coulson and I simultaneously want to work for and be him, so the fact that I also want to do the do with him is odd.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

Your audience, right now. Bottom right: Me.

me: "what does a boner feel like?"

Honestly? It feels like pressure. It's a completely bizarre, alien feeling at first, and entirely unpleasant. Personally, the first time was extremely painful, and it remained painful for about 18 months. So at first it feels like uncomfortable or painful pressure, and you want it to stop. And the pressure part…

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Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.