“I’m not talking to you.”

Thank you so much for this. My grandmother passed away recently and I have some voicemails from her still that I’d like to keep. This info made that possible.

It's actually Debbie Stabenow, not Stebenow.

I'm afraid I have a much more violent reaction to photos of Scott Walker than mere punching would solve.

...I'll be in my bunk.

Jeremy Renner doesn't really do it for me, but GOTDAMN, CLARK GREGG. GOTDAMN. So, SO many dirty ideas. Like, I just can't. He's the perfect older man in my perverted little mind.

SCOTTISH

Because jumping spiders are fucking adorable. I'm not a big spider fan, but damn these suckers have a spot in my black heart.

End this madness.

I think I could do the recruitment side, definitely. I'm currently the admin. asst. for two performing arts departments, and I'm in charge of all the guests, and one department's local auditions (which had 500+ kids this year alone ...in one city). And my background is Theatre performance. I've got tons of personality…

This is really cool to me. I'm sure it's supremely difficult at times, but the idea of being there at someone's greatest hour of need seems like something I would love. How did you get started in this business? I'm not a religious person. In fact, I'm an atheist, so perhaps I'm ill-suited because of that alone, but I…

I'm a sick person, because I've been entertaining ideas of working my way up to an admissions counselor. Is it masochism to want this?

Hello fellow Big 10 worker! *waves* I'm not in admissions, but I get a lot of calls that are better served by admissions, so I forward a lot. Depending on the time of the year, I try to field the calls and answer what I can, because HOT DAMN do you guys have some shit to deal with. For my admissions dept, Hell comes…

Re: #3, I have to:

Best possible response.

Gifs of Everyone's Brainy Uncle Neil are perfection and always welcome.

My cat absolutely loves bacon, white cheddar popcorn, and kettle chips.

I can't unthink "Boobie Salad".

Yes. This. All the way. Right on, Auntie K.