AHAHA YEAH OK.

OT, but Donkeys have the softest noses. I could just pet a Donkey nose all day. Back to your regular programming.

DEET! I love DEET. All the DEET, all the time. I live in it during mosquito season because I, too, am an all-you-can-eat buffet to those little sucknuggets. I hate them. Light them all on fire.

I have very bad feelings about what actually happened to that dog.

Good god, this was fantastic. I appreciate the hell out of it and I want everyone I know to read it. I'll be sharing this in all the ways I can.

I didn't know the Queen ran.

It looks like she's doing ...nothing. Am I missing the point? I think I'm missing the point.

I like the cut of your jib.

I call him that, too!!! Since day 1. LOVE Uncle Joe. Love love love.

I got a little rage-blind at that part.

My husband just revealed to me that he speaks Latin. LATIN. (Also, how did I not know this after 5 years? ...anyway.) So that's him: 3 languages, me: 1. He wins the Better Citizen of the World Award. This is why we can't have nice things. /lament

That's exactly what I did and it was THE BEST.

Yeah, I have no idea what is going on.

*heart eyes emoticon*

Um, YEZ PLZ. Huge Bavarian castles nestled into green mountains with often mysterious-looking cloud cover BEG for ghost story sleepovers and running through the halls shrieking like children.

I see your Sleeping Beauty castle, and raise you Neuschwanstein, a.k.a. Cinderella's Castle:

...jk, dogs are awesome :D

Is Colin Firth looking a little more rough than usual, or is it just me?

IT'S A CAPE! :D

How does this happen, and how do I make my breasts do that in a gorgeous dress.