AdBlock, Ghostery, and Do Not Track me combined with Social Fixer for Facebook all work magic in terms of ads and Facebook following your every move. They're all available on Chrome, and I think some of them are available on other browsers as well!

"Jirble" is a very apt, almost onomatopoetic, way to describe unsteadily pouring a liquid. I'm going to have to use that. Also, "California Widow" is awesome.

I miss the hell out of a huge yellow stuffed lion I named "Buddy" that I had since age three, and lost a few years ago. I can't tell you what I'd give to have him back. I also had a lamb, named "Lammy", that I had picked all the fur out of, so she was weird and alien looking, but I still loved her so much.

I can't.

You made me cry, but I heart you for it.

Ahhhh, I was too late. Good on you for thinking that, too.

You are? How cool :D I didn't see your reply until now, but thank you so much for it. I was hoping someone would chime in who's in this area.

Any other Jezzies care to help a girl out with a shortly-past-quater-life-crisis? (If that makes sense...I'm 27.)

I'm a complete nerd. I binge-watch a series of lectures from Yale on the American Revolution. The teacher is fantastic, animated and passionate about her subject, and I love early American history. And it was free. From Yale. Win.

The Muscle Man rage scream is exactly what's in my head at the moment. Perfect gif.

She's effing fabulous. My god.

Omg. That's awesome. I want one of those cats, and I will name it Grumps.

Sorry. Had to post again, because this is the best idea ever.

I found a CAT-GREMLIN.

Because Morgan Freeman is the only one who could play him, IMHO, and he would have stolen all the movie things completely accidentally for himself because he's so incredibly incredible and it would have been called Frederick Douglas Subtitled: (sometimes hung out with Lincoln)

"Obama won simply because those States that emulated the Federal Demagoguery of entitlement, provided the impetus that carried this ‘man' to yet another ominous term in which his lies and transgressions will be realized."

When I read the title, I thought it meant the song/video both sucked and blew at the same time.

I had no idea there was such a thing as vegan nail polish ...

I live near Detroit, I want to find her and hug her! But that would probably scare her and make her think I'm nuts...

It's the fact that he dismissed rape with this: "The method of conception doesn't change the definition of life." His pro-life stance we are all aware of. His belief that a zygote trumps fucking rape is where the outrage comes in.