Has anyone seen this? Paul Ryan's comment on rape as a method of conception? Your brains will hit the fan around 1:04.

It's not GoT, but it's still cats acting things out that cats would never do!

I'd love it if he was a giant troll and one day just shows up and is all, "LOL. I win."

Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

Anyone see the HuffPost front page picture that accompanied their article about this?

I think that if I could push a button and have her pop into my life when I was having a huge argument, or an emotional breakdown, or some other horrible time, I'd get through life a lot better. She's a BAMF. Where's my HCisaBAMF button.

There's something about the way she says words that makes me wish I had her mouth. (Does that make any sense?)

I'm re-reading the series, and I cannot seem to finish OotP, because I know what's coming in HBP and DH. The people, yes the people, but OHMYGOD JKR YOU HEARTLESS BITCH SHE WAS JUST AN OWL HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT TO AN INNOCENT BIRD. Still. After all these years.

From what I know, she did have an unhappy life until she met and married my uncle, but still, try to pull your head out of your ass once in awhile.

I appreciate Jenna Marbles' take on it.

My aunt snarkily mentioned that, while they were doing "interesting" things, the female athletes didn't look "feminine" enough. I was so pissed when she said that. I retorted, "Considering they're competing to be the BEST IN THE WORLD at their specific sports, I think how they look in a goddamn dress would be the last…

"Hallowed Ground! Hallowed Ground! Sisters!"

*internet hugs* I feel your pain.

The Patti Stanger thing is what gets me every time.

But that would be the logical response!

The only suck thing is that my cat is a jerk. I still love her and her funny feets :D

That's awesome :D

Noni and Nonu are what we call my grandmother and grandfather, respectively. I personally think they are the best grandparent names ever, but they will go with those lovely, lovely people when they pass, because nobody could ever hold a candle to what those two have made those names represent. I swear, I will smack a…

Oh, Beakman. I loved Beakman, I think I had a crush on him at one point. I do know still because of that show that if you stick a plunger handle into a paper-towel tube filled with salt and capped at the end with paper towels secured by a rubber band, the plunger handle won't push all the way through. I have no clue…

Alternate (gentle) heat and cold can help, at least for me, but I can't shower or swim all the time :P Someone needs to invent a bra that has those hot/cold mechanisms for menstrual boobies.