*hugs to everyone* I AM NO LONGER ALONE IN MY NERDITUDE

I would have been that girl and said "...I'm not pregnant." Just to see her face get all fucked up. Then I would have yelled "GOTCHA! Now GTFO of my business."

Every time something gets fucked in my world, I think, What Would Coach Sylvester Do? and I feel better. I will put that on a t-shirt.

I saw "alas," and I immediately flashed to Dumbledore, HP1: "Alas...earwax."

Redacted because the awesome photo wouldn't show up. *sad*

My eighth-grade English teacher REQUIRED cursive on EVERYTHING and because of her, I cannot print well anymore. It's stuck with me for 13 years.

CATNIPtion??!?!?! CAN HAS PLZ THX

ZING.

Christ. This woman is mad about everything. Did she just discover the internet? God forbid she finds lolcats. She'll have a conniption.

Bingo.

Yep. He looks more and more like her gay best friend every time I see him.

Now I know why this show won a shitload of TONY's. Brilliant.

WIN

Oh, Helen Mirren. Oh my dear, sweet, brass, AMAZING Helen Mirren. You are fucking brilliant.

I thought she had some sort of jaw-correction surgery

GAH. The home-birth advocates and the hospital advocates need to stop going for each other's throats! Both have their advantages and disadvantages, and it really comes down to each individual woman and her pregnancy, and is ultimately her choice. All this foaming at the mouth from both sides does is make the woman…

@Maria and LuckyDice: I've hearted you both for these. Lovely :D

I love you for this.

Lady, if you've got a body like Coco, you rock that shit like it's Prince's 1999.

Downton Abbey! *raises hands in the air* I loved that show, man. But I'm a sucker for historical pieces: tv, books, movies, name it. I loves me some well-done historical fiction.