OH GOD THAT IS AMAZING I CAN'T EVEN USE PROPER PUNCTUATION I'M SO EXCITED

Ohhh "mouthful of snake" took my mind in an ENTIRELY different direction. PERVERTS OF THE INTERTUBES, UNITE!

They look like baby wrinkled old men! I know that's weird, but they're so cute!

He used Ellie Goulding!!! WIN

Bees.

Everyone I know (including me) thinks she looks like a manic lollipop.

If she runs the way she did in '08, we'll get more shit to make fun of her with, and then the tidy prize of another four years of President Obama.

A bad Sarah Palin cartoon made you cough up the peanut you were about to have an allergic reaction to = Sarah Palin saved your LIFE...

I agree...I think of them as one of those species whose babies are hideously adorable :P

I love the Craig-Weisz pairing. Both in their 40's, both look fabulous, both seem stable in their fame (read: not batshit crazy). I think they're sexy as hell together :D

Hell yeah. Booze.

My husband has legs JUST LIKE THEIRS and it. be. awesome.

Fuck it. Be jealous. You're human and sometimes humans need to be fucking jealous. But the trick is not to let it eat your awesome personality and soul away until you become this shell of your former self who starts to vote Tea Party and debates which thickness of pearl strands will be the easiest to clutch so as not…

I feel you. I've been reading for awhile, and would love to have those moments of "HA! I SHALL POST THIS FOR IT IS FUNNY" *smokes pipe* but then I see the awesomesauce that permeates these pages and I think again.

@AvaYaLater: My husband says Lindau is gorgeous :D We're going from Munich then making our way to Regensburg, then Stade/Hamburg :D

I'm going with my husband and two (wonderful) stepsons, to meet the rest of my husband's family. He be foreign :D Not looking forward to dealing with the TSA crap, or the flight (I get wicked sick), but I'm looking forward to travelling the ENTIRE country for two weeks :D

"Hey well they do deserve it"? THAT was his response? Was he always like this, or is this new? Not knowing you, I shouldn't judge one response of your husband's, but COME ON FOR SRS.

I'm leaving for Europe (Germany, specifically) for the first time in my life on Monday, and I'm 26. I'm a little ashamed that it took me so long to make it there, but it's better late than never, right? :D

All I want to do is nuzzle its fur and say "Is somebody sleepy? Is *somebody* sleepy?? Is it you? I bet it's you! *squee!*"

Share that beat of looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ...for italian desserts