This state is sick amounts of red, with occasional bleeds of blue and it makes me want to vomit. I moved here from NY when I got married, and if it weren't for my husband, I'd pack my shit and go back to NY. The theatre there is better, too. /fuckers/

I don't like this shilly-shallying, but I will say that I hope this is a tactic he only uses to get reelected and then, after he wins, goes "BAM! SIGNED INTO LAW BITCHES!" in his second, tough-shit-I-won-again-now-here's-some-cool-shit-like-legal-gay-marriage, term.

ME TOOOOO

Tip #3: No matter how closely you keep tabs on your shit, it WILL turn into white rubbery melty sludge if you happen to point something sonic at it because clearly you suck at paying attention and your shit done got swapped faster than a housewife. Science.

@deeemer Yfunk's not saying "suffer in silence", she's saying don't ignore your children on an airplane.

So wrong...but so funny

This shit makes me feel like I need to start polishing a wire hangar. *cringe*

So wait...who's her legal guardian now?

I was just being silly. You know, in the Sarah Palin way. :D

GOTCHA!

Times like these the Sassy Gay Friend pops into my head and I find myself muttering "What are you doing. What. What. What are you DOING."

I don't get the Pippa Middleton thing...am I missing that chromosome?

I like to watch the RH whilst clutching my credit card bills and sobbing quietly.

SAVE IT, PATTY HEARST

I'm not grooving on the Singer-Sargent piece, but that's mostly because I don't think the photograph is nearly as evocative or scandalous* as the painting. Julianne Moore is lovely, though :)

That brilliant man is none other than Chris O'Dowd. You want to see him in a good role? Check out The IT Crowd, and English show about, well, an IT Crowd at a large company. Hy-sterical.

WERK

@GalaxyGlued: Perhaps the best way is to respect that we find it offensive, instead of trying to convince us it isn't just because you happen to not find it thus.