Oh, Helen Mirren. Oh my dear, sweet, brass, AMAZING Helen Mirren. You are fucking brilliant.

I thought she had some sort of jaw-correction surgery

GAH. The home-birth advocates and the hospital advocates need to stop going for each other's throats! Both have their advantages and disadvantages, and it really comes down to each individual woman and her pregnancy, and is ultimately her choice. All this foaming at the mouth from both sides does is make the woman…

@Maria and LuckyDice: I've hearted you both for these. Lovely :D

I love you for this.

Lady, if you've got a body like Coco, you rock that shit like it's Prince's 1999.

Downton Abbey! *raises hands in the air* I loved that show, man. But I'm a sucker for historical pieces: tv, books, movies, name it. I loves me some well-done historical fiction.

OH GOD THAT IS AMAZING I CAN'T EVEN USE PROPER PUNCTUATION I'M SO EXCITED

Ohhh "mouthful of snake" took my mind in an ENTIRELY different direction. PERVERTS OF THE INTERTUBES, UNITE!

They look like baby wrinkled old men! I know that's weird, but they're so cute!

He used Ellie Goulding!!! WIN

Bees.

Everyone I know (including me) thinks she looks like a manic lollipop.

If she runs the way she did in '08, we'll get more shit to make fun of her with, and then the tidy prize of another four years of President Obama.

A bad Sarah Palin cartoon made you cough up the peanut you were about to have an allergic reaction to = Sarah Palin saved your LIFE...

I agree...I think of them as one of those species whose babies are hideously adorable :P

I love the Craig-Weisz pairing. Both in their 40's, both look fabulous, both seem stable in their fame (read: not batshit crazy). I think they're sexy as hell together :D

Hell yeah. Booze.

My husband has legs JUST LIKE THEIRS and it. be. awesome.

Fuck it. Be jealous. You're human and sometimes humans need to be fucking jealous. But the trick is not to let it eat your awesome personality and soul away until you become this shell of your former self who starts to vote Tea Party and debates which thickness of pearl strands will be the easiest to clutch so as not…