Get it On (Bang a Gong).....although the placement of the parentheses always stumps me.

Jesus may come back, but Tebow still won't get a quarterback job in the NFL.

Someone needs to see how much $$ that judge received from any NFL owner or employee. Its easy to recommend that pittance when you are on the bench for life....

Thank god she didn't touch him and give him a case of the "skanks"

Thinking Piazza in a Padres uni and Barstool Sports......

I guess when your doctor is Dorien Grey.......

Holy shit he looks like Lil Duval and Charlamagne tha God getting their hair sprayed on in Guy Code. His head looks like a sneaker........

That warning came JUSSSST a little late for me.....time to see what Monster and Careerbuilder have for me......

I can appreciate that.....my hand brushed my nether regions at the same time. Only difference was mine brushed about 300 times.......

I see Fox Sports 1 is going to copy the Fox News blueprint of snatching up every blond with Farrah hair and stems up to there. And I say "bravo sir" The first ginger girl you see on either network will be after Ailes gets called home to fulfill his end of that Faustian bargain.

Word on the street is pot is involved. Its a damn shame that he happens to live in Ground Zero for legal pot use. I assume he got the second-hand smoke when he was getting late-night nachos at 7-11.

It's the best he can do typing with just one hand. Or finger

He can't do shit. Just like they can't do shit about ours. But why does the Right get shit on when some ass-backwards country decides to scapegoat gays when mr Nobel sits there measuring a 12- foot putt and just doing shit?

I guess he knows he can get away with this shit because we have a light-in-the-ass mom-jeans wearing neophyte in the White House who frightens nobody and can't be bothered to skip another round of gold while the Middle East burns.......

The worst thing about this whole screed is every word of it is true. I'm a Bears fan who lives in Philadelphia and I need a good 12-step program to stop me from drafting Cutler or Forte in the first 5 rounds

Ray Lewis on Line 2.........needs more stabby

Maybe if she had printed this review out, they would have sold her a purse in Europe. Home of actual racism

we are one "cement pond" away from seeing real-life Clampatts........

I'm not 100% sure but I think Detroit was the inspiration for THIS:

Wow you really got the weak-minded, useful idiots all wound up. There's nothing a Liberal hates more than to have their significant biases pointed out for all to see. I guarantee this dumpster fire makes a little money but turns out to be another in a long line of quasi-propaganda leftist scoldings. I half expected to…