He has a Lazarus Pit in his backyard like Ra's al Ghul. Just dip for 30 minutes twice a week, turn over when done and VIOLA!

Bud Selig nods in approval as he continues to let people like Frank McCourt and Fred Wilpon buy and run teams with what amounts to a Mastercard while J-Bug Loria gives Miami the full Sandusky.

Don't quote me on this but I THINK he and George Zimmerman were re-making "Weekend at Bernie's" with Trayvon Martin....submitted for your Oscar consideration/

Well at least we know who Droopy Dogs mommy is........

Sounds like Saints fans are just Colts fans with better food........

I would also say Lazytown but I'm scared the NSA would come pull me right off the executive throne while I'm playing Candy Crush.......

Xuxa.....nothing like Brazilian madness early morning on UHF. I see now why they have babies and are chain-smoking at 10 years old.

For a minute there I thought you were talking about the Weiner/Spitzer ticket when you were mentioning people who totally degrade women on the regular.

Yeah cause the caretakers in Detroit are "pivoting" just like Chicago Jesus

It's always nice to see Bushwick Bill get some run.......I guess his Mind Playing Tricks on Him....

Someone needs to explain to these ladies that gravy is not a beverage and deep fried butter sticks are not a component of the food guide pyramid.

It's nice to have (parents left me 7 figures) but I still get up and go to work..mid-40s is still too early to start squandering that money on Makers Mark, women of questionable morals, and buffalo wings....10 more years yeah.....

Nice to see the bottom-feeders taking time off from trying to shut down American cities in the name of a dead kid to lend their learned expertise on a video game character. Remember who owns the WWE and what his wife spends her time doing? Losing Senate seats to liars. Go back to your NWO vs WCW on the N64 and let the…

HEY! That's what Pennco Tech is for around here......thank you very much.

you mean "weiner" gets to coach? HEYYO!!! <shows self out door>

Wow Martina Navratilova really let herself go........

just tape a pantload of new "Top Gear" episodes and let it wash over you......

when you unlock Aaron you feel a sharp, stabbing pain...

You simply CANNOT put a value on good Porky Pigging in your own place........