Mr. Thrower took out my favorite name of the competition: Alpha Omega Nickelberry IV, so this victory is well-deserved.

That extension is going to be held up as the reason not to do that sort of thing for decades. He is going to cost them at least $256M for his age 33 - 40 seasons and probably put up less than 10 WAR during that time. Half the value or more will be probably be earned in the first year. You can say injury played a large…

He’s basically turned into the Tigers edition of Magglio Ordonez.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

This game lasted 24 hours and 23 minutes in dog years.

What is she wearing? Nylon, sheer biker shorts over a g-string?

This is why I never go to EDM festivals.

Those pigeons were talkin shit.

Counterpoint: you’re not cool

This kid’s got a bright athletic future as long as he keeps practicing

Alert us when he graduates to wounded ducks.

“But, but...the Triangle...lol” 

Reasons why the Patriots have been a dynasty for almost 20 years:

Peyton went back to Tennessee for his Senior year just to avoid being a Jet. They really think he’s going to want to go there now?

Knicks ruined Phil Jackson ruined Phil Jackson’s legacy in just 3 short years

I mean why not. It’s not like the NFL is hiring qualified candidates anymore. I mean John Lynch and Mike Mayock had zero front-office experience. Zac Taylor didn’t call plays in LA. Kliff Klingsbury had a losing record in college. Green Bay’s new head coach presided over an anemic offense. Adam Gase barely had a…

To be fair, it IS a nice duck.

And from Canada, we gave you yoga pants. You’re very welcome.

I remember hearing somewhere that the two biggest contributions to world fashion from America are the baseball hat and jeans.

I think it’s totally understandable that he doesn’t want a pic like that to be the centaur of attention