Are we really still taking these state map online survey nonsense as meaning literally anything?
This is absolutely, positively made up bullshit. The Local is nowhere near famous enough for anyone to bite on it. And it is like 20-30 minutes minimum away from Marietta square.
Seagulls suck. People who Instagram food are far worse.
Those people are monsters. My brother told me about eating with his in-laws at some suburban Italian family style place (read: huge plates of pasta meant to share) and none of them would take the leftovers home. I later found out they won’t even eat the leftovers of something they cooked, which boggled my mind.
Ok...But you just explained why if they say “no”, you may not have an answer. In all situations where they say “yes”, you have an answer. That answer is: “I still intend to eat this”.
I’m glad you took my comment for the lighthearted ribbing it was. I do find that genuinely interesting.
“Ice cream kind of tastes like sour cream.”
So you think that everyone who is rich enough to pay $5,000 a year has enough money to donate 10-20 million to get their name on a building? This is all fucking stupid.
You have no idea how college football works. These are not “corporate donors”, these are individual boosters.
Why peel the potatoes?
That would be boring as shit. “Well, you breathed asbestos and now we will go through the bureaucratic setup of the 9/11 Fund for 4 hours.”
You cannot be fucking serious, right? You really want every single actor in a piece faking a Russian fucking accent?
Sure! You can be both Plaintiff and Defendant and pay both lawyers.
Oh, really, dipshit?
“What do Italians know about pizza. I live near a pizza place in Portland, the founder of pizza. Also, I am the biggest fucking idiot in town!!”
“Mayonnaise is disgusting and science agrees”
“the melancholy I feel when I see the old English D this year can be dramatically offset when it’s sported by the right dog.”
If the full time workers are making a fucking intern pony up for apps and whatnot, you work with assholes. Find another place to work before you graduate.
I cannot imagine how tempted I would be to poison this horrible person if I ever had to prepare food for her.
Sudeikis has been married to Olivia Wilde for like 6 years.