Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

But the thing is, how do you know if the person is healthy or not?

Also I’m not sure if it’s a typo or what but ‘stair daggers’ made me chuckle.

Whenever there is one and it’s in working order.

Counterpoint: Jay Glazer refers to himself as “Glaze?”

If the Spurs “upset”* the Dubs, then they’re the ones who bounce the Cavs with relative ease a la them blowing out the fractured Heat in 2014.

That and what seems to be $30 million more from the Texans.

I'm sure all the unemployed people watching ESPN in the middle of the day fell for it too.

Does ESPN even care? This is the network that already makes up its own news anyway.

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

I root for anyone who’s trying to kick abuse or addiction problems. But outside of that, I’m still rooting for Johnny Manziel the player. I had so much fun watching him in college, and I miss that kid. I hope he can get his life turned around. Firstly so he doesn’t ruin his life, but secondly so I can watch him make…

Oh, how the mighty have fallen — from Money Manziel to Dead Money Manziel.

It's space-fantasy: everyone knows that ships travel at the speed of plot. ;)

Can someone post a text description of each plot hole?

Here’s a shocker: losing one of the greatest players in the history of the game, your all-world RB for 12 games, and your all-world TE for 11 will not result in as good of a year.

Brian Griese did not turn out to be the answer.

Paying Kaepernick on his team friendly contract is WAY better than paying Brock $16M/year. Plus Colin will get to play a competent line, with competent receivers, and an awesome defense. Much higher ceiling...

Say Tebow two more times...

No. Tim Allen sold Cocaine. He served jail time.

He’s good in this because he’s basically playing himself.

That's the strangest euphemism for sex I've ever heard.