Yeah, I see your point, but on the other hand GAME OF THRONES IS COMING BACK, Y’ALL!! WOOOO!!!

Sleep is for the dead, ride the snake.....

Otter approves of your cute animals and awards you ice cream.

In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.

Trick question - they all will.

Now comes the fun part, when we all get to take bets on which member of the Boston media will write a scathing take on what this incident says about the team’s clubhouse culture.

They finally go to the doctor’s when the shit ultimately hits the fan, which proves that on some level they knew they were self-deluding all along.

I’m not anti-nap so much as incapable of it. Unless I’m near-deathly-ill, I simply can’t fall asleep while the sun is up. And on those rare occasions when I am sick enough to pass out for a couple hours during the day, it fucks my nighttime sleep up for days on end.

I once met an anti-vaxxer who “didn’t believe” in modern medicine or drugs of any kind, refused to vaccinate her 3 kids, etc.

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

Along with an announcer to introduce him as

Confusing because usually only Jews write G-d, but I can’t imagine a Jewish person going into an Aldi store.

Sour Cream has the same issue-Breakstone is the only good brand.

Cena is also an incredibly intelligent person outside of the ring. The man has been teaching himself Mandarin because he understands how big of a market/population/world influencer China is.

If your paycheck is based off your yearly salary, then it doesn’t matter how you are paid. You are getting screwed out of the extra day either way.

My life would be complete if I got to see John Cena elbow drop Donald Trump through a table.

For brand name, add plastic wrap. You NEED to go with Saran or Glad. The generic stuff is insanely hard to get a clean sheet off, it starts clinging to itself and it’s a complete mess. I’m cheap, but I’ll spring for the brand name plastic wrap.

The worst generic food is cream cheese. Non-Philadelphia is inedible shoe rubber.

I heard that Brutus the Barber Beefcake is going to cut spending in much the same way he cut hair back in the day: violently, irresponsibly, and without the victims’ consent.