As always, smiling and not sharing the rock.

I mean, at least it's a gneiss picture.

That large rock formation is still more active than James Harden on Defense.

Do you really not know what internal decapitation is?

Using words like “aight” and “tho” certainly make me believe you are qualified to tell me what doctors would or wouldn't say.

Sentences you can write using only letters from his last name:

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

You definitely get the point of the article.

Really? Trust me, there is zero percent chance that she and her 14 hired trainers, helpers etc. didn’t know about this drug being banned, despite her protests of innocence. I know she is acting shocked, shocked - but its all acting, nothing more.

In just the past month a number of athletes across multiple WADA-regulated sports have gotten busted, with rumblings of lots more to come.

So the lesson to be learned here is always click the links in every email you get.

“He’d never get away with that in [insert decade here].”

The funny thing is that anyone asking this question or thinking it’s funny is absolutely 100% racist

Before this season, I always pictured him as an old, grey haired jewish guy. Turns out he’s a young, black haired jewish guy.

“they’ve cleared about $10 more in cap space.”

“Roseman’s best skill may be politics. He’s outmaneuvered Banner and Kelly”

from a former Eagles employee who said Roseman “could tell you that a guy would go in the second round—he couldn’t tell you if that player would be good.”