Not to mention all those jobs working in the sequin mines.

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Nah, he sounds exactly like Kevin Costner. His voice is Kevin Costner’s voice.

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

You alright?

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

Which Kemp Jr? Aren’t there around 30 of them?

Um...are we, you know...*sure* he’s really Gary Payton II?

I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

This must be hitting Denver fans like an ass to the face.

This was definitely the worst thing that’s ever happened to one of Vin Diesel’s co-stars.

She tapped, the ref just didn’t see it, which is why she was reaching out over and over trying to get him to stop the fight, bad oversight on the ref.

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize this wasn’t a title fight and he was 25 lbs out of his weight class? He’s been shit stomping his own weight class.

The level of idiocy in your comment is superior to Connor’s stand up game, well done.

BREAKING: Directly after the fight Dana White was taken to the hospital on suicide watch.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

Whiffed on the pun I see....

“I don’t give a fuck either! I tell you, I like Nick’s little bro. I do. I honestly like Nick and Nick’s little bro, you know what I mean? How can you not like him? He’s like a little cholo gangsta from the hood, but at the same time he coaches kids’ jiu jitsu on a Sunday morning and goes on bike rides with the…