You can also take advantage of knowledge of the coming 2008 financial crisis to parlay that $3 million into a lot more. GIVE ME ALL THE FUTURES PLEASE

It’s amazing that there are people (Skip Bayless and morons) who think that LeBron’s career would somehow look WORSE if he loses to GSW in the Finals every year for the next three, than if he doesn’t make the Finals. People are dumb.

Looks like Dante’s not the only who needs to apologize, now is he, Eli?

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

Bobby Bonilla gets one every July 1st.

+/-2.5 cespedmeters

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

Yes.

“That’s all fine and good....but is it a sandwich?”

This sounds like it would be fun:
“You’re defending Bill Cosby. What’s your summation?”
“If you knew I was scouting you, would you sooner cut off your pinkie toe or mine?”
“Why do you think suitcases hate gingers?”
“Ray Lewis definitely did it, right?”

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

God damn you fought hard to get to that.

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

They also traded Harden for Kevin Martin, ostensibly so they could keep Serge Ibaka, whose development stopped in 2012.

Note: Jesus Quincy Adams is Ted Cruz’s favorite Founding Father.

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Well, if any ex-NBA player is an expert on hacking, it's Kurt Rambis.

I thought “Great Ass Daily” was a recap of how the Knicks performed day-to-day?