Actually, a bunch of other MLB players did support Papelbon, but I suspect that was less “Harper should be giving effort 100% of the time” and more “Harper gets all the media attention and is a showboat, so I like seeing him get almost killed by a teammate. Shows him a thing or two.”

Actually, no, it wasn’t about effort. Papelbon was annoyed at Harper’s comments after he tried to bean Machado.

Ah the elusive Kinja downvote

I don’t get it.

Remember that one time Lori crashed her car on an empty road, though.

...do you mean, like, the version of Michael J. Fox from the 80s? Because current MJF is in his mid-50s.

the Nets might want to consider not showing up.

None of the words in that sentence make any sense.

They hold conventions on land every fall as well!

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

What’s even better is when he then tries to take off the pants, he just has another pair underneath. Forever. Infinite pants.

Him and Spider-Man will get along perfectly considering they’ve both made deals with Mephisto.

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

This is a pretty silly reduction, dude! Are you assuming—or do you think Redford is assuming—that Davis’s counting stats will always be more impressive when he’s “trying hard”? Or is it possible for a great NBA player to maintain a consistent level of effort, but shift his areas of focus (from, say, deferring to…

Everyone likes to pile on Disney parks, but I think you have to go into it with the right mindset. Certain members of my family are Disney FREAKS. They’ve gone every year at least once that I’ve been alive (it’s not that expensive if you make a habit out of it. You learn when the deals are, plus they get a military…

What’s missing from these images are the couple hundred tourists standing in front of you holding up their phones.

Agreed. “He’s motivated almost solely by financial gain, so let’s see how his quest to line his pockets plays out!” is a weird way to cap the story.

It’s cool to randomly check the boxscores and see someone has put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers.