I mean, that doesn’t sound like a terrible rice dish, but I have no idea why you would call it jambalaya.

As others have said, if you don’t have good andouille at the grocery store, order online.  It’s a smoked sausage, so it’s not a burden to have shipped.

Yeah. If you look at the track listing for 1, it has some very good songs. It also has a lot of their early poppy stuff that I hate. And yellow submarine is the worst song ever recorded by anyone, in my opinion. I’d rather listen to goddamn Smashmouth.

Yep. You may not be able to get arrested for possession, but you can still be charged with cruelty to animals. Also, most dogs are not tiny and would not get toxicity from a fucking roach or blunt butt.

Fuck that.  Criticizing Israel and ESPECIALLY fucking AIPAC’s influence in the US is not goddamn anti-semitic.

No shit. Jesus Christ.

No shit.  I’m a lawyer.  My point is that he is not wrong about the general analysis and he’s writing a comment, not a fucking brief.  It is nitpicking.

I mean, sure, if you ignore the actual facts and state that they are saying that “red and yellow equal burger” then maybe. But then you would be talking about an entirely different situation, sue, cause of action, lawsuit trademark, and story.

The fact that some of the distributors thought it was a collaboration with the burgermaker makes this an absolute slam dunk.

Because if you let people use your trademarks it makes it harder to protect those trademarks in other context.

If you replace the word copyright with the word trademark, it is still factually correct, so why nitpick?

Seriously.  How much open food is there in a small town general store in AK?

I mean, I don’t think weird self-serve barrels of sugar in Russia are that applicable to a general store in AK.

I’m not really picky at all. I prefer never to eat broccoli and I won’t eat most beans (unless there is no way around it and lima and cannenili beans are a big nope), but that really is about it.

I mean, mustard is one of the most specific tasting things there is.  I cannot imagine why anyone remotely versed in food would think that if you don’t like mustard you might like (x) type of mustard.

I worked in high school (20 years ago) at a store similar to a Best Buy (this was actually when Best buy was barely a thing yet and Circuit City was going strong and places like that actually sold media, rather than appliances, because Napster was just coming into play and dial up modems were the norm).

No, it was basically a pickled fish steak.  That’s the simplest explanation I can give.  It was raw, but pickled.  Not like ceviche.  It’s been almost 20 years, but it was weird.

Yeah. My brother ordered lamb fries for the table once at this fancy place (they were recommended by the waiter). We loved them and only later found out they were testicles. But, we are not gay panic people, and this was only a few years ago (I am a MUCH more adventurous eater now than in college) and we ordered them…

That’s pretty funny as a meal.

CHINESE* buffet crab legs. In Northern Alabama.