“Again, buffets, don’t let this happen at your establishment. Lay out plenty of crab legs, make sure the carving station is stocked (keeping an eye on the knives), and everything will be fine.”

I hate people like that. However, I used to have a boss that was somewhat picky and would ask for certain things a certain way, but I did it only at places where we were regulars. To the point where they stopped asking for his order.

The thing is, he started in fine dining kitchens.  He’s not a bad chef, he just went a different path than being soux chef at a high end NYC place.

I mean, the “hate” for him originated because a bunch of the stuffy celebrity chefs shit on him when he first won Food Network Star because he was a threat to them. But because Bourdain shit on him, a bunch of assholes went along with it. Then he had one “everyman” food place (which I would never go into in a million…

Fuck you. Introducing good diners is not responsible for people’s choices.

Because of the typhoon in Madagascar in 2017, vanilla extract is literally more expensive by weight than silver.

Bullshit. Vanilla extract right now costs more by weight than silver.

A lot of people (like the replies you got) are willing to eat literal trash if it’s cheap and fast.

The social justice and criminal reform aspects of marijuana have nothing to do with knowing what being high is like.

Moron:  Bush was a recovering alcoholic.  Booker is not.

“Back office guy”. He’s an elected fucking Senator and you are talking out of your ass. Sure, being able to pound whiskey is great if you are trying to lobby some shithead state rep who you have to cozy up to before you bribe, but this isn’t the fucking 50s.

Yeah. I made the mistake once in Germany when I was in college (study abroad) of thinking my German was better than it was and accidentally ordered this weird fish dish at a biergarden out in the middle of the country. Explaining it would take more words than I want, but suffice is to say, if it was not something that…

This sounds like a ploy for attention, or some flat Earther shit. Because “I read a spot on a potato can kill you” belief is an extremely gullible moron or an extreme attention seeker.

Without AoU, Civil War would not have been nearly as good.  That alone is enough for me to forgive its flaws.

Even at 350 degrees, nothing should take over 20 minutes in a deep fryer.  I have no idea where the fuck this guy got the idea it takes 45 minutes to fry chicken.

No fucking shit.  My point is that the fucking place that serves pasta AND fried chicken in fucking IOWA probably is just chucking shit in a big ole deep fryer.

A superstar in the NBA is worth 3-4 aces/middle of the lineup hitters in MLB.

Yeah. LeBron’s win shares are in the 15-20 range in an 82 game season. Harper’s best season was 9 in a 162 game season.  By those (flawed but useful) metrics, he is 1/4 as valuable, at best.  And in reality, Bron was worth more like 30-35 wins for the Cavs.

Jesus, I never want to eat the dried out mess you cook.

Yes...The fried chicken and pasta restaurant in fucking Iowa is definitely slow cooking chicken on Valentine’s.  Makes perfect fucking sense.