Nah.  Terry Crews breakout role was White Chicks.  The movie sucked, but that’s where he first got recognition.

Clerks came out 5 years earlier.

In that situation, the proper tip is to grab your coat back with force and then kick that fucking snitch through a plate glass window.

It’s not al pastor if it’s not marinated in pineapple.

“I eat bagels opened apart open-face style.”

Why would a plant-based diet not allow you to eat olive oil or grapseed oil or vegetable oil or canola oil or coconut oil, all of which are plant-based?

“I don’t have much to admit, now let me list the two most batshit things anyone could possibly come up with. Oh, and in case you didn’t already think I am a serial killer, I call it ‘catsup’.”

That’s how I do it.  And I also eat a layer at a time.

Yeah, it sounds like she fried the burger, rather than sauteeing it.

That is not a good way to cook a burger.

No.

I’d probably blame it on being 79 years old, myself.

Have I absolutely no clue who she is, but hot damn is she right.  If you drive more than like 7 minutes home with a hard shell taco, it will be mush at the bottom by the time you eat it.

Well, since you don’t appear to be a woman and were not over 50, I’d say this anecdote would not represent a useable data point for the relevant study described in this article.

Based on the women over 50 I’ve been around who drink diet coke, I really doubt a causal relationship, as opposed to it being that the type of women over 50 who drink diet coke are also the women over 50 who have many other factors that are leading them to be more likely to have a stroke or heart attack.

I contend that the ONLY reason anybody has any fondness for Shamrock shakes and the McRib is because of scarcity.  Especially the McRib, which is an affront to humanity.

I question your “Mexican friend”, as al pastor, by definition, is pork cooked in pineapples.

BUT, that is not an argument against pineapple, it’s an argument against getting pizza from a shitty pizza place.  Also, I use fresh pineapple when I make Hawaiian pizza.  canned pineapple sucks.

Their low ranking of Rally’s/Checker’s invalidates this whole thing.

Yeah, next time I make pizza dough (possibly this weekend), I’m going to try making garlic knots.  It never occurred to me before.