“I saw this one thing happen once.  Is it paranoid to assume now that this has happened every time?  Are all children tip bandits?  Are the sea monsters becoming sentient and developing technology that allows them to breathe on land?!?!?”

I have no idea what Penzey’s is.  Obviously we are dealing with people who, instead on thinking “hey, maybe it’s a regional difference” are trying to tell me I am wrong or are suggesting things that are regional to them.

Clearly I am not talking about roadside stand type farmer’s markets. Maybe this is a regional thing.

Yeah.  I’m on a food blog and don’t know what a fucking spice is.  OR apparently there is a regional difference in the term “farmer’s market”.  I’m not talking about farmer’s markets where farmers actually gather at some roadside place or some shit, but farmers market grocery stores, which may not be a thing where you…

Yeah, because that was my fucking point.

Where the fuck did I say salt?

Not like a farmer’s market that forms on weekends or whatever. But a farmer’s market permanent store.

“imagine all the extra work it would take to find pizzas with the right toppingsand put them all together again”

Plus, cereal stays good for an insanely long time.

To be fair, the only place you should EVER buy spices is at a Farmer’s Market.

I can tell you for sure that I’ll never be back

I’m about the last person to deliver a “today’s kids are soft take”, but all this peanut shit has gotten fucking ridiculous.

I think you are right, but if you follow any kind of recipe and some even call for regular all-purpose flour, you should get at least passable pasta dough.

This is definitely what we need. Giving oxygen to a conspiracy theorist’s youtube account. Definitely not enough ill-informed people who find this kind of shit other ways.

I mean.  I guess?  Pasta dough is pretty damn forgiving.

Cool. In order to have lived through the 1960s teams, you would have to be at least 65 years old and have ignored the last 43 years of your life.

OH MY GOD!!  FOUR ENTIRE YEARS!!

It’s Trump’s America.  I’m surprised they haven’t yet re-classified mercury as a vegetable for school meals.

Depends on the use.  I mostly make fresh pasta to make homemade ravioli.

I don’t get this.  Making pasta dough is one of the easiest doughs to make from scratch.