As a person with a late German grandmother, keep at it with spaetzle.  As Kate said, it’s in the mixing, as, unlike regular pasta dough, any resting or lack of air will make it way too dense.

Depends on the park, I guess.

Pssh.  My fundamentalist nutjob of a pastor never read that to me.  He only read the thousands of words about how butt sex is nasty.  NOT MY BIBLE!!

Yeah. I’m not sure where they get the geographic understanding of heaven from the bible.

That was my thing. I went there all the time in law school (it was relatively new and nearby) and stopped eating a few years ago and just...don’t miss it.

What authentic Mexican places serve California Mission burritos, exactly?

“I live in one of the places synonymous with the type of food that this fast food places is trying to bring national. I go to the local places and somehow felt the need to express this absolutely fucking useless thought.”

By absolutely no definition is Chipotle actually (or trying to be) Mexican food.

I mean, it’s pizza dough with cheese, tomato sauce, and toppings.  This purity shit is the absolute lamest type of food take.

Christ. Deep Dish Chicago and Pan Pizza, with an inch thick crust are not the same thing.

So the season for one team in baseball clocks in at 486 hours.

OK...Sure.  I go to upscale restaurants all the time, and I’ve never been rushed out of one.  Mostly because most people leave shortly after they finish their last drink or food and have paid.  If you are camping for 2+ hours, yeah, I can see why they would get annoyed.  That’s excessive.

It’s a lot easier to forgive people who are born into a shitty cult than people who join later in life.  Same goes for, like, Pentecostals and any other bunch of weirdos that should be considered persona non grata by anyone who reached the age of reason without being exposed to it.

It’s weird that she is SO hung up on the Bar (which has been involved in like half of all episodes) not being worth their time. And also that the Mangy Carl and rhyming jokes (which each lasted like 30 seconds) went on FOREVER.

“Hi, Jimmy Johns?  I’m hungry for a sandwich, but I also want to make sure that the bread is so dry that it could be used to clean up an oil spill.  Do you deliver?”

Just curious:  How often at a bar or restaurant are you interacting with people you didn’t go there with?

“I also don’t subscribe to the ‘born this way’ attitude, either.”

I hate Trump as much as the next right thinking person, but I do not for one second believe you, or anybody else, would leave an establishment simply because a customer was wearing a hat you don;t like.

This is one of my all-time favorite TV scenes.  Both because it is such a great representation of the menace of Tony and Artie’s awe at it and because people who wear hats in nice restaurants should be castrated on sight.

Where is the version of the double bacon and cheese steakburger where the cheese they use is the cheese sauce? Because that is the clear #1.