LOL. Yeah, I can imagine people not growing up in the South thinking oxtail is strange, but if the refuse to taste it, that is just crazy as it is awesome.

To be fair, those cabbage rolls are on the right track to traditional cabbage rolls, which are awesome. Just lacking seasoning/spice and from-scratch cooking.

Meh...that’s not weird.  After all, yogurt covered pretzels have been around forever.

Why would anyone be freaked out about a dog licking a plate BEFORE the dishwasher was run?  I had to read twice to make sure the dog was not licking the clean plates.

Eating Prego is enough of a sin on its own.

Just curious: Where are you getting lamb fresh enough to eat raw?

That’s my thing. “We don’t believe CNN because FAKE NEWS, but we DO believe this poorly formatted hoax email, because confirmation (of) bias.”

They also had to go through security. They had probably been sitting out 2+ hours.

OOOH...I’M BIG FANCY BRITISH EVER HEARD OF BIG FRIES?  Yeah, Limey, lots of places have big fries.  They ain’t some British innovation.  No one with any worldly sense other than “me place be best” actually thinks that anybody considers fast food as the be all end all of anything.

Stay golden arches, Ponyboy.

What’s the deal with the whispering shit?  I really have no concept of what the hell that commercial was.

Yeah!  Fuck those people for trying to make a living!

It’s advertising. The fact that we have a day where otherwise conscious intelligent people fetishize advertising absolutely boggles my mind. Especially since those commercials will all be polluting the airways now for the next 6 months.

There is a pretty common rule with headlines that ask a question:  The answer is always “no” and the article is always bad writing and non-journalism.

“Craft beer is garbage...but have you heard of...CORN SYRUP??? The other guys use it, not us.  OOhh...this beer is TOO FANCY.  This beer is TOO Trashy.  This terrible beer is JUUUUST RIGHT!!”

Seriously.  Easier than what, exactly?  Throwing it in the air and hacking at it with a katana?  Using a chainsaw.  Trying to stand it on its stem?

The NRA or the White House?

But look how goddamn thick it looks.  And it is pulling away from the side.

“ people thought pot roast + butter + pepperoncini + ranch dressing powder was beneath their dignity—until they tried it themselves.”

The worst part:  DO YOU SEE IT PULLING AWAY FROM THE SIDES OF THE CROCKPOT?!?  That’s what cake does, not a dip.