The problem is the approved commenters cannot help themselves but to respond to obvious trolls so they can show how smart they are and get those sweet, sweet stars.

Identity’s twist and Serenity’s are in no way similar.  And, also, Identity was super entertaining.

Expelliarmus and Rally.

I’ve liked him in everything I’ve seen him in, but this:

a “girlfriend who is things.”

To expand a little: The kind of places that have kid’s menus are not the kind of places who are worried about flipping tables or maximizing seating. They tend to be large dining room places with lots of large tables that just want as many people coming in as they can get. Think chains and cafeteria style places and…

*Sigh*. No restaurant I ever worked for was “losing” money on a kid’s meal. The margin was the same or better than the regular menu. Because the kid’s menu has ridiculously cheap crap on it. Which was what I mentioned in my comment.

“Soft tissue injury”

They state the ounces on the bag.

No. Fucking. Shit.

Right?  Kid’s menu prices tend to be priced the same way any other menu item is priced (usually something like cost x3).  A small burger, hot dog, chicken nuggets, mac and cheese or grilled cheese are all going to be meals (even with chips or fries or whatever) that have a food cost of MAYBE $1 and probably cost the…

Fuck you.

Ok.  Next time you see a grilled cheese on the kids menu for less than $ 0.65, let me know.  Because that is what the ingredients actually cost.  But I bet they charge at least $4 for it.

Yeah, when I was 9, I was very average height, but two of my good friends were well over 5' tall.

Also, if you can find me a legit teenager whose appetite is sated by the fucking kids menu, you need to just let that weird unicorn be. 

They freeze and re-bake pretty well.

There’s nothing worse than tearing into that box of Russell Stover’s

Why the fuck would the Pelicans take that awful deal?

If he is traded to LA, rather than leaving another team to sign with LA, he can sign for about $80 million more.

...because they want to start building the AD/Bron team for 2019-2020 (or even start earlier) rather than waiting another year with a guy who will be a year closer to 40?