Signs may not be a bad movie, per se, but it is the absolute goddamn STUPIDEST movie I’ve ever sat through.

Because I already posted the first worst as a separate comment and this story was a direct response to WinglessVictory’s story about smelly shit in a car.

Guest starring Sarah Jessica Parker as Pie-Oh-My

They needed to have Sarah Jessica Parker playing one of Tony’s goomaras who are batshit crazy and he eventually chokes out.

Tyrese seems like a bit of a nutcase.

I once had a bottle of milk (in the middle of Atlanta summer) roll out of a shopping bag and under a car seat (I obviously did not notice this) and didn’t use the car again over a Memorial day weekend. When I went to get in the car to go to work that Tuesday, the stench was like a punch in the face. Took a couple…

Easy. When I was in college, I had 3 roommates. The fourth guy was a friend of one of the other two, who I barely knew (the original fourth fell out). He was disgusting and awful as a roommate in a lot of ways, but this is the worst.

“somehow fucking over Inglewood citizens, Raiders fans, and St. Louis residents all at the same time.”

I know very, very little about Ariana Grande (I’ve seen her on SNL and I think she, like, licked cupcakes once or something?).  But, personally, “small barbecue grill” is something I would much rather have tattooed on my body than “7 rings”.

62 million is not generally considered a majority in a country of over 300 million either.

Seriously.  I’ve lived in Atlanta almost my entire life and the very idea of -20 makes me wonder why anyone would ever live in the Midwest.

Nah. SNOW of any amount is an emergency, simply because we are not equipped to handle things that rarely ever happen (same way the North was ill equipped for a hurricane that decimated NJ).

Man, Instant Pot is really paying Gizmodo just a shitload of advertising dollars, huh?  I mean, you link like two articles a day for it from Lifehacker, they have actual ads all day long, and now you guys are shilling for it.  Unreal.

Here’s an idea, Chipotle, from a customer who used to eat there ~once a week in law school about 13 years ago and has not eaten there in about 3 years:  STOP MAKING PEOPLE FUCKING SICK.  

Seriously. Who looks at a list and just goes in that order? “Well, I need both ground beef and sausage, but sausage is not for another 6 items on the list. Oh well. I’ll be back.”

I do something similar. I just organize the list by meat/dairy, deli, produce, other stuff. If you write everything under the correct category, it should be simple to find. You’ll occasionally double back an aisle or two when you realized you remember to grab pickles, but didn’t notice olives on the list when you were…

Yeah. This person is just weird and thinks their weird nonsensical advice is good advice.

Typing on a phone is a pain in the ass compared to using pen and paper.  

Same!

It is absolutely good, cookie-cutter Italian American food. It’s a chain, but it’s a good chain.