Dram shop lawsuits are rarely successful, and for good reason. People need to have some responsibility for their actions, and bars should only be civilly liable when they are CLEARLY over serving someone. A .103 ain’t that.

I’m 5'10".  Is that short enough?  If so, wanna pay for my dinner?

My favorite part: “You’re not that hot anyway”.

I mostly agree.  BUT I think the guy who refused to pay for the $90 dollar bottle of wine is 100% in the right.  That girl was clearly taking advantage of the situation.  The dude who yelled about Ruby Tuesday is just a fucking asshole.

I think there is a big difference between “who pays on a first date” and “who pays when you are dating”. If we’ve been dating for a while and make similar money, I’m not paying for every meal.

AND native Americans were blue eyed and pale skinned, so how the fuck did Mexicans get that color?  HMMMM?

My favorite part of the whole thing is our garbage diaper of a President is such a fucking liar that he even had to lie after the fact that 1,000 hamberders were eaten by ~100 people. NO LEFTOVAHS!! Before the feast they said they had 300 burgers plus all the other stuff.

Fuck that.  It’s not “colloquial”, it’s stupid people being fucking wrong.

So...you think you know there are only good Mexican places in Texas and you also think corn tortillas are gross?

This is such a dumb fucking take. Do you think the entire Mexican population lives in Texas or Mexico? There are good Mexican restaurants in any large city. They may only be 5-10% of the total Mexican restaurant population (as opposed to all the places serving speedy gonzalez lunch specials), but this is such a…

You mean the place that teaches that black people are black because they were burned by sin and that the devil is also black and also supported slavery until, like, 1970?

With “BYU” and “offensive” and “tacos”...I really expected something much more offensive. Like “Migrant Caravan Chicken Tacos with Tear Gas Hot Sauce” or “Caged Veal Tacos Separated from Its Parents at the Border”

I literally have all of those also. Except I have a Ninja blender and my food processor only has two different sized bowls.

The best part of all that was the realization that even his human body had an abnormally large head.

Here’s my thing with movies. How good they are (not “greatness” or “importance”, just how good), is how well they accomplish what they are trying to accomplish.

The actual biscuit is terrible.

Hot take.  Take this how you think it should be taken:  Fuck you.

Don’t you get paid a percentage of the total?  When did tipping an uber driver become a thing?

You can get a cuisinart ice cream maker for like 30-40 and it is stand alone and mine has worked for 20 years with no issues.  I haven’t bought ice cream in forever.

I have a good cuisinart food processor, but I hate using it. It has like 10 pieces that have to be cleaned (and by hand, as I do not at all trust those relatively flimsy plastic pieces to the dishwasher).