No offense to you or Lake, but this seems like a pretty bland pimento cheese.

Fuck you.  A tabloid made up a fake interview, you moron.

I mean, they posted an article when the source they relied on was basically sub-Weekly World News.  That’s on them.

You could have just written “I don’t know what words mean” and saved us all some time.  This is the single dumbest comment in recorded history.

Fuck you Sam.

I mean, the thing is no one is going to look at you sideways at an Applebees or any non-chain place that is obviously family-oriented.  A “craft beer gastropub” i.e. Bar ain’t it.

“Businesses exist to make money.”

Fuck you for passing this horrendous sense of asshole entitlement onto a new generation.

Are you 12?

I saw Pumpkin Riots open for Bad Religion years ago.

Yep.  The best place in Atlanta (since closed *sniff*) was called Pho #1 (to distinguish it from its sister restaurant Pho #2).

So...you don’t know what a slur is, then? Because a fucking “bad word” is not a “slur” in any definition in the English language.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A NAME LIKE ELIZABETH DRAGON AND BE SO FUCKING LAME?!?!

How is it a fad? In the sense that it became much more well known a few years ago? Because that doesn’t make it suddenly not delicious, it just means the boom of people discovering it is over because most people now know what Pho is, whereas 10 years ago, few people did.

I mean, it was obviously just for fun. And I’m the person who was horrified by the description of Red Lobster scampi as “like Shrimp in Papa John’s sauce”.

While I appreciate being part of a Takeout article, I very much do not endorse this enterprise.

Because it is properly capitalized. “Chinese” does not show up that way.

First, it’s Louis CK. Second, that is not what he was accused of.

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

I mean, I don’t really know why I’m responding to obvious trolling...but that is stupid.  Wings are white meat chicken with sauce.  It’s impossible for such a broad thing to be universally bad.