This might shock you, but there are not uniform standards across all colleges for the base curriculum or difficulty of a college class.  

Yeah. I mean is Olive Garden as good as the best Italian restaurants in a given city? No. Of course not. But should it be held up as “the example of bad food?” No. It’s fine for what it is. Decent chain food, a lot of which comes from frozen or prepared portions of meals, rather than true from-scratch cooking.

So...you were planning to not tip?  Fuck that.  That’s proof that they SHOULD have added that automatic gratuity.

Here is a better tip: Don’t let your pans cool completely before you rinse them. Then all you need is hot water and a sponge to get off gunk and you can always clean them thoroughly later if you are serving a dinner party or whatever.

Yeah, I had forgotten how dumb that article was until they included it in this rundown.

Agreed. As someone with some experience in this area, saying demonstrably false things about the restaurant could very well meet all elements of the claim.

This is the thing, for sure. When the only things around for bad sandwiches were Subway and Blimpie (at least where I lived), they could afford to be below replacement level.

Yeah...with all that cap space the Heat famously have.

The fuck? For all of human history, that has meant “ok”.

“Maybe it’s different here in Australia, but there are people who will jump at the chance to work a Christmas day restaurant shift. They’ll be in an air-conditioned place”

YEAH. AND WHY DIDN’T THE GERMANS FINISH THE JOB?!?

Do you not know what the conjunction “or” means.  Read it again.  Things with deli meats OR the following type of things, like PBJ.

This is 6 months late, but you are complete fucking moron.

Did you read the goddamn rest of it?

“An enchilada is sushi.”

I just looked at their location map, and it looks like they either 1) are not in an area at all - GA and FL, upper midwest, northeast, e.g., OR 2) they are in your state and GODDAMN EVERYWHERE.

I mean...no one eats Taco Bell as a substitute for actual Mexican food.  You eat taco bell to eat goddamn taco bell.  It’s its own category of food.

Christ...I would never not order that.

THe taco bell I go to has only had the double chalupa box. And chalupas are gross and, while I love taco bell, once you double the beef on most of their menu items, you can taste the...not-greatness?...of the meat way too much.

Yeah, they change those fairly often, but it seems like it has been stuck on the disgusting ass double chalupa for a goddamn year.