Sigh.

Motorboating for breast cancer awareness guys can make their next prank thrusting their faces deep into a bathtub full of warm human excrement for colon cancer or Crohn's disease.

You know what? Fuck this. Fuck anyone who ties their donation to an arbitrary requirement like 'let me motorboat you' or linked to 'number of shares'. The same as donating 1% of sales of your shitty pink product. Charity isn't fucking charity if you're tying it in with your own self interest, it's just a nasty and…

3rd degree sexual assault is not a prank.

I hate to say it, but as a PhD working in oncology, with years of experience in breast cancer, this crap leaves me shaking my head. I will not be sharing this video with my team of oncologists. If these guys had approached me I would have either wanted to smack them or write them a check to get them to stop…

I know. It's crazy they let women drive and have jobs, amirite?

Nobody. Nobody thinks that. It was a joke. That's why people laughed at it.

Asians (East, South, whatever) still are a pretty small minority in this country. Also, I really question how many of us are pursuing careers in showbiz. That said, for those who do there are significant roadblocks, particularly for Asian men. Asian women are often seen as interchangeable for white women, so a lot…

I will forever be in the gray, but I have to post this!

Do we need to know her as a "Mom"— how about just as a person?

While I understand that this is how hearts and minds are won, I genuinely wish that it was not necessary to trot out sad stories of white, attractive, middle-class mothers of small children in order to shame Congress into action. The government is here to meet the needs of all US citizens, from the attractive moms to…

The "good guy with a gun" was on furlough.

Meanwhile one of my friends just pointed out to me that the police are protecting the congress people who are keeping them from getting paid. wheeee.

I'm confused. According to the commercials I see on TV and ads in magazines, women feel unattractive 100% of the time, and everyone wants to get in on the action.

Sorry Madison ladies, I, and I'd imagine the rest of Jezzy, would advocate for women's equality;

Men who cheat are asshole. Ergo, women who cheat are also giagantic assholes of the highest caliber.

The list did cover arson.

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Masturbating after recently dicing a fresh jalapeño, which apparently some people have actually done.

"Ignite Your Passion!"