Gerrymandered out of relevance:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/opi…

All you need to know is that Democrats received the majority of votes for the House of Representatives in 2012. Yet there are more Republican representatives than Democratic ones. Cracking and packing: it works.

And they say women aren't fairly represented government these days - sluts and whore pills have brought the government to a standstill!

Women. If they aren't destroying society with their whoredom, they're menstruating all over the Constitution.

"Government Slutdown" is my favorite thing that's happened today.

Same! We may be in the minority here on Jezebel but I relate to that show as a young POC female making her way in the world and trying to date all the hot guys.

Kudos to her. That is an offensive question.

She has period shits and a boyfriend who leaves the seat up. Could her life BE any worse?!?

No one does that. No one. No one.

Did a guy create this graphic? Because the seat's up, and our poor girl up there has enough problems, man.

You know, they could at least go for accuracy. The tampon applicator appears to already have been used, since the little prongy-things are pushed out, but the tampon is still inside AND the woman has already lit it on fire? Really, where is the realism?

p.s. as we are aware of the science that your periods attract bears, please consider the safety of others and not lie with your shrew-mouth about being on the rag.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

Excerpt from invitations sent to potential female speakers:

Here's the invitation

They literally had binders full of women that they asked to speak.

Wanting things to be otherwise is exactly the first step towards making it so. There are more steps after that though; that's where the dickbag who wrote that 'joke' fall flat.

Also; I am skeptical that they really are all that disappointed that none of their female invitees accepted. It seems to me that if they…

I can't imagine why the women they approached declined the invitation. Weird.

"As scientists we have no other choice to accept reality" aka the status quo.

Just heading them off at the pass.