I thought she was pretty smart! haha. No, not really. She should have found a rich guy that just moved to town and brought over a full layer cake and told him she used to play in that house as a child and can she please have a tour down memory lane? Then she is in the house and can really see what there is to pinch.…

Change "cupcakes" to "deep fried gator tail" and this story took place in Florida.

I pity the women in Kolb's life.

Why couldn't they have done something a little less horrifying? Like a crocodile in the bed of the truck, or make it look like an aquarium.

Spoken like someone who's only looking for one thing in a date. It's cool, I don't want to date the guy who is only after that anyway.

"He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon...two coats."

I actually agree with you. But my point is, until the day all religions are referred to as "mythologies", Hindu texts and the deities within should not be referred to as such. Why start this pattern with Hinduism, and now? This isolates and further exoticizes a religion that is not well understood in Western culture.…

Well, I recommend you learn more about Kali and/or Parvati. Her life is no storybook, I can tell you that. Let's just say, as her incarnation Kali, she's... a bit bloodthirsty.

My thoughts, too.

If I may suggest, could you please replace "Indian mythology" with "Hindu scriptures". I'm sure this was not intended on your part, but "mythology" seems like an inappropriate word to describe the goddesses of these sacred texts.

I'm really hoping someone will pull this fact check out of the gray: At its origin, Yoga is a Hindu practice that originated in present-day India. India and the Middle East are two very different places. Please don't lump them together! Yoga's roots have no connection with the Middle East!

"people teaching an art form that originated in the Middle East"

Yoga originated in the Middle East/India? Pretty sure just India dude.

I'll just leave these here because of my love for Malcolm X and to celebrate another (often maligned) great figure in the fight.

"I support education. Judging by the spelling and grammar on these fliers, my opposition does not."

Dear Imaginary Friend,

Best I can do is Governor of Alaska.

This is absurd. Like - you're against beauty pageants because they objectify women, OK, fair.

But then it's cool to do this Miss Arab USA pageant - which is still, like all pageants, about celebrating a woman's physical beauty. Just because it's from an 'exotic' other culture and because it's simultaneously combined…

Listen up, non-white people: This guy knows whats best for you.

White men: the leading experts on black women's issues.