Please don't die!

That is impossible.

Lol White people

Maybe her account wasn't suspended for the yoga pics as much as for the offensive and ridiculous cultural appropriation photos. Stop it, white people! And especially you, trustafarians! Just... stop.

White people are weird.

My Jewish ass will not be going there either. Wait! You just brought back a memory! When I was in college, some lunatic was handing out fliers on campus that said Jews were the spawn of Satan and blacks were monkeys, etc. He did this right in front of the library door. I walked in and saw a black girl holding a…

Wait — you're rightly condemning prejudice and yet you've indicated that you believe people who live in towns with "like 600 people" are too stupid to escape. You know, not everyone who lives in a small town is an ignorant shit-kicker and not everyone who lives in New York is a paragon of intellect and tolerance. …

I recently moved to Denver, and no one is here. Leave Denver, and it's like a post Apocalypse movie set, there's nothing and what there is, sucks.

North Dakota is just crawling with Mossad agents

I guess the real question is, who'll run the town when Cobb becomes the 2016 GOP presidential nominee?

That was just too good.

The Bjørn Identity.

What this totally skips over is that "I feel" and "I think" is actually a technique taught to you by different therapies (CBT, DBT, non-violent communication, etc) that help people have healthy relationships. The purpose of I statements is to be able to communicate your needs without getting derailed into a discussion…

Ummmmmmmmm that's totally different because Christians are a persecuted minority. That's what I read in youtube comments on a Justin Bieber video, at least.

People who are worried that thin-shaming is anywhere near as crippling as fat-shaming, please take this short quiz:

Antoinette Tuff thought rules were made to be broken. Until one day she went too far and the Chief threatened to take her badge - unless she could learn to work with her new partner - the by-the-book ultimate career cop, Marcy Strong. How will this odd couple cope, being thrust together against their wills? And will…

I've been weary of cabs ever since watching The Bone Collector. I have one guy who works for one company who I call every time. I don't care if I have to wait, I already know he isn't a total nut. And if turns out to be, I know enough about him to identify him fully.

No. Tradition dictates that the Royal Dog must wed a British bitch of noble blood. Sunny Obama would be the Wallis Simpson of our generation—it would RUIN Lupo.

I WANT TO SEE VIDEO OF LUPO WINDSOR AND SUNNY OBAMA SHARING A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IN AN ALLEY…