Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon

That top image where she’s ‘smiling’, it looks like she’s screaming internally. The fleas she picked up must’ve been biting her especially hard that day.

I had a sleeve gastrectomy about 14 months ago. I’m down 100lbs (even more fat but I’ve replaced quite a bit of fat with muscle). Went from a size 48 to a 34. BP went from 150/100 average to 90/55 average. One of the best things I’ve ever done for myself.

Save me a spot in line. Just going to go find some brass knuckles...

Way to tell someone how they should be feeling about something while also dismissing how they actually are feeling out of hand

I love Skyrim. Love, as in I’ve played through it at least four times and I keep going back to it as kind of a default game. I just can’t seem to get into Fallout 4 though, despite it being basically the same game in a different setting. And the setting is really cool, I like the idea of the game quite a bit more than…

Assassin’s Creed. All of them. I objectively should like them. I love stealth games, sneaking around, and killing people. I love history, and they do have some beautiful sets and other things but... nope. I own probably five of them and just can’t with any of it. Maybe if it didn’t have that stupid sync thing it would…

I think my Chris lineup is Hemsworth, Evans, Pine, Pratt. Something about Chris Pines face when he’s not talking is kind of pretty boy gone methy and really let’s not get reality in the way of fantasy here.

Don’t blame the phone. You’re not holding it right.

Studies have shown that speed limits are mostly arbitrary. Driving 10mph over the speed limit isn’t reckless in the least so long as either you’re the only one out there or all traffic is going 10mph.

Pinkish orange sapphire?? That sounds so cool :)

There are very few places in those photos that you could zoom in on and I would not be terrified.

Nothing against Meghan but who could take their eyes off Gina??

Lmao. Perhaps if you watched a Suits rerun that features Gina Torres. That woman is magique! I think she can make the impossible possible.

Possibly, but I maintain that it’s the simplest explanation that they’re just a pack of idiots.

If you can’t afford $60 and have to wait for a price drop, that’s perfectly fine, but $20 is NOT a normal price for a big budget title that took 5 years to make.