I went to star this, but then paused and slowly pulled my hand back.

This is such an idiotic thing for people with regular vision to need to use. Zoom is supposed to only be needed by those with vision problems.

and Valar Morgulis to you, amigo!

I think that’s what a lot of game developers miss. If you have a good story to tell, tell it however it was intended to be told. People don’t seem to care to much as long as your game is great. It’s when you do a suck ass job implementing a female option for the lead character just to say you had a female lead and…

Holy FUCK! I gotta open my carts!

Solved your problem, Banquet. Just send me a check.

Do not fuck with a food item that appears to flipping you off.

1. My mama.

There are people on youtube making statements that true Christians should reject science, because it is the work of the devil.
They use HD camera’s, sound recording, data uploading, data hosting and data streaming to tell people that science is evil. While I hope some are trolling, some like aren’t. It’s kind of…

I can’t understand what he’s saying :( I know the individual words, because they’re easy words, but I don’t understand how they come together as a sentence, the narrative thread I’m supposed to follow...

You left out the part where the remaining shreds of irony died:

Oh what a fucking twat.

I live in Chicago. People from the flyover states just assume that I am murdered on a weekly basis.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Yes because there isn’t more than enough evidence to arrive at that conclusion.

Yes, yes, 1000x yes. That shit was comedy GOLD

Ok but I feel like The Carlton is so bad it has circled all the way back around to awesome...

#8 made me cry.

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

Wait....do white people not buy their oils from either: