It all makes sense now. Just the other day i was approached by andindividual claiming to work for Ubisoft who offered me a large amount of money to advertise Assassins Creed Origins on various gaming sites.

between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

“By coordinating and creating a vision and creating an atmosphere where the synergies work”

HELL IS REAL!

I don’t have even the foggiest clue what conditions are best for planting a gummi bear tree.

you just moved, and this is how i find out? i’d have helped!

I’m not really on board with insulting and shaming every employee that worked for this company. I work for an organization with 12,000 employees. The number who have any real interaction with our head is vanishingly small. And even if I knew he had a terrible temper and/or had affairs, I wouldn’t quit my job. I’m…

That sounds glorious!

The love for Kit-Kats is in other countries, where they’re not made with Hershey’s garbage wax.

I think we should all go to the Winchester and have a pint until this all blows over

Thanks, I am Pretty Cool

I think we both know that the right answer for Desmond is for his dad to use his Q powers to bring him back.

This is how I feel about all the helpful white commenters on The Root.

A real life goose would be chasing you, beak open and hissing. They are hateful birds.

I mean . . . seriously?

Some of us prefer dragons to tits and think the ratio was overbalanced for tits in past seasons.

What was the one where Worf is especially grumpy and Wesley figures out it was his birthday or something, so the crew get together and beat Worf with cattleprods?

I’m an alcoholic probably ne’er do well uncle who cares too much about sports and I’m pretty sure I could avoid nuclear war brinkmanship and supporting white nationalists if I were somehow elected president. Also trying to force through health care stuff that would kill many Americans.

I look forward to paying my student loans with bottle caps.