haha.

My boyfriend’s office has a really nice gym in it. He used to pay for membership but would always forget to work out. This past year though the office opened up free membership for all employees and since then he’s worked out literally every day. I think it helps that since everyone can go at any time there’s a…

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

I’ve seen multiple articles about Detroit being in the running. It’s only about an hour or so from scenic Hell.

Nothing makes me angrier than Republicans calling things Obama did a “presidential overreach.” Like, if you motherfuckers were capable of doing your actual jobs, then he wouldn’t have had to do this shit. Fl...fl...flame...flames. Flames on the side of my face.

Please don’t insult pornography by comparing it to Fox News.

Lol. That is awesome. And any person with any self awareness should know if you wake a baby, GTFO. The mom (or dad) will straight up kill you.

So I googled the road that the boys were walking down and this is what it looks like:

uh actually it says “IM PEACH” fake news smdh sad

Oh sure, mock us with a well groomed and sane Prime Minister.

Well, a gurl can dream, right?

Fucking moron.

This is such a small issue. There’s no reason for some of you to take a hardened position in it all. Perhaps if people were really offended by the image, they could have erected a cover of sorts. You don’t see any offduty seaman complaining about it?

Somebody seriously equipped the good shit for their party before sending them out.

I think it’s fine to exclude kids, that’s totally your call to make

I had a black coworker from London many years ago.

My last job was equally reprehensible, to the point where little things like being forced to change your email password became a major irritant. One day after I turned 62, and qualified for certain SS and company pension benefits, I emailed my boss saying that today is my last day....you can find my car, tools,…

I don’t like raw celery enough to just eat it.

... so, we don’t just put our bras on before we get ready? Was that... was that just me?