Iron bull and cassandra would have some words to say on the subject of the boob plate.

Like, WHY are you up at THREE AM in the morning, you should be sleeping.

“Tell Tubbyducks he can meet me in the driveway.”

wypipo

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Captain America, doing the Lord’s work every day.

The average Kinja user, obsessively checking Gawker-related Gizmodo Media Group websites throughout the day, posting witticisms and insightful commentary, taking time to star others’ comments, then obsessively checking to see what kind of impact their own comments have made, pausing only for the occasional bathroom…

eh, after a while it becomes second nature :)

I have (extreme) celiac disease. My GI doctors tell me you cannot ingest/absorb gluten through the skin (unless it is moist mucous membrane, such as inside your nose). However, they also tell me to ensure that the non-food items I use are gluten-free, including toothpaste, mouthwash, envelopes (the glue), hand soap…

Yes it is a thing and it’s actually important. Think of people with peanut allergies...some people can’t eat peanuts, but some people can’t even be near peanuts without a reaction...just like that celiacs exist on a spectrum, and for some people the amount that could be absorbed through your skin is enough for a…

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

Look me straight in the eye and tell me Tyrion is not at least a tiny bit black.

Let’s be real, the only part of the description these fucking pigs paid any attention to is the word “Black.” Age, shape, size, gender, none of these things man a thing so long as whoever they grabbed was Black. This is not a case of mistaken identity. This is the cops not giving a fuck who they target and aren’t even…

Didn’t even know the strike was still going on.

I wouldn’t want to work for anyone for whom this is true. :(

It doesn’t matter because Trump didn’t write it. The tweet came from an iPhone, while Trump uses an Android. It was a Trump aide who wrote the tweet.

White granite? No problem. Most of those all-white kitchens have white *marble*, though, which can be stained by water. I’m completely convinced that everyone with white marble countertops does not cook. Ever.

It’s why I have butcher block countertops.

Fly a non-US carrier. That’s what I’ve done for the past 20 years when going overseas. It’s shocking what a different experience it is compared to the US ones, and prices are absolutely comparable. (Be careful when booking, though, that you don’t book a flight that is code-shared, which means you’re booking KLM but…

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.