A real life goose would be chasing you, beak open and hissing. They are hateful birds.

I mean . . . seriously?

Some of us prefer dragons to tits and think the ratio was overbalanced for tits in past seasons.

I’m an alcoholic probably ne’er do well uncle who cares too much about sports and I’m pretty sure I could avoid nuclear war brinkmanship and supporting white nationalists if I were somehow elected president. Also trying to force through health care stuff that would kill many Americans.

And you what the most bizarre part of this is...I agree with their statement.

I look forward to paying my student loans with bottle caps.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

I’ve seen multiple articles about Detroit being in the running. It’s only about an hour or so from scenic Hell.

Nothing makes me angrier than Republicans calling things Obama did a “presidential overreach.” Like, if you motherfuckers were capable of doing your actual jobs, then he wouldn’t have had to do this shit. Fl...fl...flame...flames. Flames on the side of my face.

Please don’t insult pornography by comparing it to Fox News.

Lol. That is awesome. And any person with any self awareness should know if you wake a baby, GTFO. The mom (or dad) will straight up kill you.

So I googled the road that the boys were walking down and this is what it looks like:

Oh sure, mock us with a well groomed and sane Prime Minister.

Well, a gurl can dream, right?

I think it’s fine to exclude kids, that’s totally your call to make

I had a black coworker from London many years ago.

I don’t like raw celery enough to just eat it.

... so, we don’t just put our bras on before we get ready? Was that... was that just me?