I hate that fucking “you don’t sound” crap. It’s like they never stop to consider that maybe the problem they have with how we sound is their ignorant expectations of how we should sound.

IT’S SO GOOD. The little details are amazing. I will admit alternating between just standing around with the camera spinning to take it all in and sliding down hills as fast as I can. I’ve gotten really good at picking off enemies while sliding.

Suit, need to be more tactical.

I love the name Beauregard. I love it so much that my wife and I decided to give that name to our son. Up here in Toronto it’s quite a rare name, but it is met with universal approval. It does pain me at times to know that the provenance of the name has such ugliness in it, but the truth is that I still do and always…

Yep! As in Jefferson Davis. Like we get it... you’re racist.

I lack the vocabulary to describe how awful it was, I tried watching it with my teen daughter (she read the books, we had seen the other movies). Just absolutely godawful. We didn’t make it but about 30 minutes.

Doubtful. He didn’t roll over for anybody.

With the number of people rolling over in their graves, we could probably solve the energy crisis if we tapped into that energy. Think the GoP is in favor of necromancy?

Yeah, I want to get a little further away than Canada. Panama?

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

You’re not suggesting Staind is on the level of Nickelback and Creed are you? Because Staind is far above.

Honestly, does the man not have ANYTHING to wear that is even remotely tailored to fit his bulbous figure?

Batshit sun... won’t you come...

Huh

I always get a kick out of looking at the printed form they mail every year. Now that I’m middle aged, I can look back and see the financial impact of various life events — there’s my first big-girl job after college, there’s that year I got the killer bonus ... there’s the dip when I took my extended maternity leave.

She’s got a Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice look going on.

I got one in Cook County!

Cook county, IL; I got stickers.

Hex, wing or pistachio?

EVERYONE GRAB TWO OF EACH ANIMAL AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH, ARMAGEDDON HAS COME, JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.